Whooray for whoring.In other news, I'm totally hard-core sexy right now because I just ran a few miles. Seriously guys, I think I might be too hot to lay eyes on (so you might want to wear shades in my presence).
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PrologueHarry Walsh peered down the narrow, pothole-ravaged avenue with thinly veiled impatience. One more street and his night shift was over. This particular street looked exactly like its neighbors: badly maintained and virtually deserted. Even so, he decided to give the area a once-around just to clear his conscience. Maybe he’d find some gang of twats who needed a good threat with a nightstick before they scattered like mice. To his disappointment, Harry had never actually gotten a chance to use his nightstick, let alone a pistol; in fact, his last few weeks had consisted of anti-smoking assemblies at primary schools. Utter bullshit, seeingPrologue
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Chapter 4-Intro to Izzy“And if you got your money, honey, we got your disease…” I flicked the radio switch irritably. I was too angry even to join in to the lyrics in a painful imitation of Axel Rose. Damn that ungrateful kid. How dare he… In actuality, he’d only said the truth. The realization only served to make me angrier. I jerked my foot on the gas pedal of my truck, which shot forward with a satisfying screech. I didn’t know why what Nicky said had me in such a bad mood. I was fully aware that we were in no way related, but every time he mentioned the fact I panicked and changed the subject. I suppose I was afraChapter 4-Intro to Izzy
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Chapter 3- Nicky_Finished“Meira…why the hell is there a toaster in the bathroom?” One year ago, if you’d told me that some clinically insane British chick and a guy who wears sunglasses indoors would come and bust me out of the miserable wreck called St. Augustine’s, I’d have laughed until I choked on my tongue. Which would suck. But anyways, I’m still in utter disbelief that I live with Meira Snowden, who I’m surprised has not been arrested and carted off straight to the loony bin. Take, for example, the toaster placed mere inches away from the wet bathtub. It’s like irony, or something… actually, it’Chapter 3- Nicky_Finished
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Shitty Story, Chapter 2At 5:56, 24 seconds, and 58 milliseconds, according to my insanely precise wristwatch, I made an excuse to grab a receipt from the filing cabinet. In retrospect, I’m fairly sure I looked like a rabid, cornered animal every time I jumped at footsteps coming around the corner that day. If it weren’t for the fact that no one spared a second glance for an insignificant, unattractive 15-year-old in the frantic bustle of an illegal weapon-trafficking network, I would have given away Leo’s plan before he even had a chance to try it. My hands trembled violently, not to mention suspiciously, as I fumbled with random folders. Every 15 seShitty Story, Chapter 2
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- Current Residence: PITTSBURGH N'AT.
- Interests: Writing, Hawt Menz, Death Note, MattxMello, professional stalking
- Favourite movie: Airplane!, Monty Python, Lil Miss Sunshine, funny crap like that. :D
- Favourite band or musician: Arctic Monkeys/Franz Ferdinand/ the Strokes/other sex machines
- Favourite poet or writer: ME
- MP3 player of choice: my crappy ipod nano
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- Favourite game: I PLAY HARDCORE KIRBY
- Favourite cartoon character: Mello
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